2019/2020 Weekly Report Card - Week 26, February 23-28
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Andreas Hanus

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Week 26 report card...February 23-28..,,the Final report card of the season

A+ Pirates, Congratulations on winning the regular season. I thought it would not happen in my lifetime, but as they say, “Even a blind squirrel finds a nut once in a while”. Note to the NCHL board, please jack up their player ratings so they need to disband their team.

C+. Devils/Stickmen, identical records, perfect mediocrity. The poster kids for NCHL parity.

C- Pucks, 0-2 before the playoffs, see if you can go 0-5 in the playoffs (I dare you).

A+. Mad Dogs, congrats on this season, and many more in the future.

D. HC Hitmen, nice way to end the season, 9-1 loss, and allowing 14 goals defensively this week. Perfect way to get started for the playoffs.

This is the last report card for this season. As usual, I will be negotiating with the NCHL board for a new contract the following season. I’ll be asking for a case of Cream Soda, 3 bags of Ketchup chips, and season 3 and 4 of Law and Order on DVD.

As usual, it’s a pleasure to take shots at you guys **, during the season, it’s like shooting fish in a barrel, it writes itself.

**. Mental defects-Pork Chops (Ice Hogs), Trevor Nettleton
Drunkards-Lucky, Bangers, Tyler Grovum
Social Misfits-Chiefs, Stickmen, Trevor Nettleton






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Cheetah Kuffler
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Posted: Tue Sep 3, 2019
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You are expensive....
Chad James

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Posted: Mon Sep 16, 2019
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Great Job ATG! Can’t wait to sign up for the clinic haha
Chad James

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Posted: Sat Feb 29, 2020
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Thank you ATG!
Your weekly report is the best thing about Monday mornings.

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